i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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