He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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