matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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