Sponge bath it is.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
whose ass print is on the piano?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
