You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize