Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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