But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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