Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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