Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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