Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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