Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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