We named our party play list daddy issues
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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