I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
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Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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