i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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