her vagine was all disorganized.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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