come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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