I wanna bring you to show and tell
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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