Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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