shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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