I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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