Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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