if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
The uberlube is also flammable
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
