people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
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new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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