After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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