he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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