a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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