Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
sex on a bike is impossible
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