Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You ate ashes out of my bong
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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