I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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