He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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