I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
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We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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