Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
