love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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