real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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