More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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