she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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