He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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