I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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