I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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