I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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