I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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