Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Randomize
