Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Randomize
