Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
handjob tips. give me some.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Randomize
