We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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