id be glad to
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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