I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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