its not stalking. its research.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
