awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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