He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
Fav 3 1048 608 share tweet
True strength comes from lack of pants
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
i out mim tonsoeep
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
