Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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