that's an acceptable place to lick
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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