And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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