It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
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Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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