I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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