and i looked up. we had an audience...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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