am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
